Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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