new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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