She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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