Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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