the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That accounts for only three of the penises
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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