Sponge bath it is.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
my liver is dry heaving
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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