ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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