But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what day is it and did you see me today?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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