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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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