a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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