Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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