the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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