So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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