I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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