All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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