Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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