I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He has the fingertips of a God
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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