Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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