hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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