Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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