He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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