There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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