Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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