So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
