Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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