I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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