well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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