he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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