Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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