she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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