Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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