drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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