We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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