I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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