My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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