The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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