Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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