i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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