gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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