my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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