I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You took a bar mat shot.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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