my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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