Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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