come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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