brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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