awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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