so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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