Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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