check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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