I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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