he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dicks are not precious.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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