so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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