Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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