What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
A bitchslap is in order.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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