Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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