"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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